I think I love cats so much because they’re just like me.

They can claw your eyes out then .02 seconds later curl up in your lap.

Yes. That is me.

(Source: i-missyou-im-so-sorry)

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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manhubofficial:

dancing in public:

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dancing in the shower:image

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madkingrian:

Things every girl looks for in a perfect guy

  • beautiful brown eyes
  • able to work any hair color and style
  • love for Halloween
  • has 2 dogs that he loves more than life
  • amazing singing voice
  • looks good with and without facial hair
  • skull tattoo behind his ear

its Alex Gaskarth. Every girl is looking for Alex Gaskarth

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hoodparadise:

seedy:

HOW DO PEOPLE EMAIL TEACHERS SO QUICKLY I SIT THERE FOR 1 HOUR TRYING TO WORK OUT WHETHER TO START OFF WITH HI OR HELLO 

is it hi or hey

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