badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

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Grab the Monet and let’s Gogh Art thieves in a bank robbery  (via fourdaisies)

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blackgirlsprettythings:

thesinwhisperer:

buttononyourlips:

anjelikabates:

shamanshendu:

idelity:

Egypt, China, Russia and Iran’s governments have now all criticized the USA over the human rights being broken in Ferguson. 

What a fucking embarrassment.

America ain’t shit

America will never be shit tbh

America has never been shit

Welp

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brittany-nicole:

Wow this song is so sad

*listens to it 10 times*

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gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

(via dearmaria-countmeout)

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frickin:

my mood literally changes every 2 seconds its so confusing

(via lightning-above-and-fire-below)

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close enough anyone who’s ever tried to even out their eyeliner. (via logays)

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dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

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