bunnyhoodlum:

*asks mom if she can buy something for me in september*

"no christmas is coming"

(Source: molgera, via snugglycastiel)

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amyjpond:

some people are winning olympic medals right now and i can’t get out of bed

(via snugglycastiel)

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ikolism:

when a really good storyline is ruined by an unnecessary/forced romantic subplot

image

(Source: gyuki, via austincarlile-ismysavior)

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unnecessarymagic:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT

i was confused at the word balls in the beginning until i finished it

(Source: harroldstyle, via perfectly-tragic)

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When contemplating a $15.00 purchase
  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
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awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

(via shitdeanweforgotadam)

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moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

(via music--is--my--escape)

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shisno:

grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

(via texas-iero)

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