My name's Samira (sah-mee-rah). Meeting Kellin Quinn and Tonight Alive at Warped: the best fucking day of my life. I'm the most random human you'll ever encounter. Don't hesitate to ask me anything, feel free to vent about your problems or insecurities anytime(: I don't judge and try to give the best advise possible so don't be shy! I love all you little shitfaces<3 Welcome to Hell on a blog, enjoy your stay kids!
If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs
WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE
I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.
"so you’re still single" excuse u i’m just faithful to my unreachable celebrity crush